NOT EVERYONE CELEBRATES A RELIGIOUS LENT


Police: Drunk Pa. Man Tried To ‘Revive’ Opossum

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa.

State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth “resuscitation” to a long-dead opossum along a highway.

Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal along Route 36 in Oliver Township Thursday about 3 p.m. The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance, while another saw the mouth-to-mouth attempt.

Levier says Wolfe was “extremely intoxicated” and “did have his mouth in the area of the animal’s mouth, I guess.”

Oliver Township is about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

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One Response to NOT EVERYONE CELEBRATES A RELIGIOUS LENT

  1. Wow,
    Mouth to mouth to a possum? He was either intoxicated or a member of a ultra radical environmental group. May be there isn’t a big difference either way.
    TheGreatWhiteHunter

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