New definition for S.O.S.
A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.
The jet jockey decided to show off.
The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, ‘watch this!’
And promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb..
He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.
The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?
The C-130 pilot said, ‘That was impressive, but watch this!’
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said:
‘What did you think of that?’
Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, ‘What the heck did you do?’
The C-130 pilot chuckled. ‘I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, Took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll.’
When you are young and foolish – speed and flash may seem a good thing!
When you get older and smarter –
Comfort and dull is not such a bad thing!
We older folks understand this one, it’s called S.O.S.
Slower, Older and Smarter….
We cannot direct the wind but we can adjust the sails.