IT CAN DEPEND ON YOUR POINT OF VIEW


New definition for S.O.S.

A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.

The jet jockey decided to show off.

 The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, ‘watch this!’
And promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb..

He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.
The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?



The C-130 pilot said, ‘That was impressive, but watch this!’
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said:
‘What did you think of that?’
Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, ‘What the heck did you do?’
The C-130 pilot chuckled. ‘I stood up, stretched my legs, walked  to the back, Took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll.’
When you are young and foolish – speed and flash may seem a good thing!
When you get older and smarter –
Comfort and dull is not such a bad thing!
We older folks understand this one, it’s called S.O.S.
Slower, Older and Smarter….
We cannot direct the wind but we can adjust the sails.

About Fr. Orthohippo

The blog of a retired Anglican priest (MSJ), his musings, journey, humor, wonderment, and comments on today's scene.
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